Call of Duty Mobile: A Noob's Guide to Not Being a Noob

 

Step 1: Download and Install (a.k.a. The Obvious Part)

Download Call of Duty Mobile from the app store, and install it on your device. Don't worry, it won't bite... unless you're playing against a 12-year-old with a penchant for trash-talking.

Step 2: Choose Your Game Mode (a.k.a. The Fun Part)

Select from:

- Multiplayer (Team Deathmatch, Domination, etc.)

- Battle Royale (Last person/team standing)

- Zombies (Survive against undead minions)

Pick one, or play all – we won't judge.

Step 3: Customize Your Loadout (a.k.a. The "I'm a Pro" Part)

Choose your weapons, perks, and equipment. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing – it's like throwing darts blindfolded (but less painful).

Step 4: Play the Game (a.k.a. The "Try Not to Die" Part)

Run, shoot, repeat. Or, you know, die. A lot. Like, seriously, it's okay – we've all been there.

Step 5: Use Your Controls (a.k.a. The "Don't Throw Your Phone" Part)

Master the art of:

- Moving (without walking into walls)

- Shooting (without firing into the ground)

- Scoping (without getting shot in the face)

Step 6: Communicate with Your Team (a.k.a. The "Please Don't Be Toxic" Part)

Use your mic to:

- Coordinate strategies

- Call out enemy positions

- Yell at teammates for being noobs (just kidding... or are we?)

Step 7: Level Up and Unlock Goodies (a.k.a. The "I'm a Baller" Part)

Earn experience points, level up, and unlock:

- New weapons

- Cool skins

- Taunts to annoy your enemies

Step 8: Don't Get Too Attached (a.k.a. The "Rage Quit" Part)

Remember, it's just a game. Don't throw your phone, don't yell at your screen, and don't blame the lag (even if it's really laggy).

And that's it! Now, go forth and not be a noob (or at least, try not to be). Happy gaming!